Wednesday, February 11, 2009


1. 1. If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy life!

2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.

3. Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!

4. Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!

5. Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles. He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

8. So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

9. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!

10. Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahatma Gandhi

11. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking



Anonymous said...

Oh dear me! Hilarious *wiping tears of mirth*

Hi, I'm Andrea of The Journals of Andrea Whatever.

Came to your blog via Kak Teh's. Mind if I link your blog to mine?

masterwordsmith said...

Hi Andrea

:-) Welcome to my blog and thanks for your comment. Pleased to meet you, Andrea. I am Paula :-).

I am glad you enjoyed that post hehee... would be an honor if you linked your blog to mine...Could I link yours to mine too? I like your writings!

Do visit my other blog if you have time...I post 5 times in the other blog and once over here...The link is here:


Take care and please keep in touch.


Anonymous said...

Hi Paula,

Pleased to "meet" you. Go ahead and link away...

Wow! how do you find the time and most importantly, the inspiration to maintain two great blogs? I'm struggling with one. The only reason why the posts on my blog have been regular of late is 'coz I am on a long leave. *smiles*


i don't think it would be wise for me to practice logic no.3. Many would be walking around town with PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)after that. Hahahahaha!


masterwordsmith said...

Haha Dr. Saravanan,

That is putting your medical knowledge to the test!

Have a nice day!